An Exercise in Avoiding Boredom

I’ve always enjoyed the high-tech toilets that you can find in modern Asia. They keep themselves clean, warm up when you sit on them, and some even scrub your behind if so desired. The author of an article discussing the Japanese toilet below raves about these qualities.

My reality in the U.S. is rather different. The best in toilet innovation coming from the U.S. that I could find is “Uncle Booger’s” bumper dumper, displayed below:

That’s what you call rural refinement!